Yes, now he has to tell his son that he saw naked people.
Wownobodycares on
Oh no! Naked people!! the horror.
473713 on
What is wrong with these people.
oh-shazbot on
threatening to give him an uncomfortable boner?
MagicBingo on
“The size of those penises… something’s hot right… I mean NOT right!”
ExtensionParsley4205 on
Stupid sexy bike riders!
travio on
I watched a video of masked thugs pointing guns at a lady for recording them. That seemed a whole lot more threatening than a bunch of naked Portlandians riding bikes. Of course, those masked thugs worked for the federal government.
OnlyMamaKnows on
Keep it up. These protests are making these fascists look absolutely pathetic.
That will continue this weekend at No Kings.
All-the-pizza on
“We have such sights to show you.” 😱🚲
PortugalPeace on
Gee I wonder what he would think about the naked Adam and Eve in the Bible.
Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun on
Oh no, the sandwich thrower and now naked people.
TurquoiseSnail720 on
What about a few thousand people storming the Capitol building, Mike? Wasn’t that a little scarier than naked bike riders? These people SMH
OnDrugsTonight on
Maybe someone could tell him that naked bike rides are [a worldwide event](https://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/List_of_rides), drawing hundreds of thousands of riders and there’s nothing threatening or sleazy about them. They’re heaps of fun for both participants and spectators, and if they can serve a dual purpose as a protest, that’s even better.
Practical-Cook5042 on
I fear people brave enough to cycle naked and I’m glad they’re on our side.
Road rash!!
IcyMission3 on
A bunch of bicyclers more threatening than Charlie Kirk getting popped on livestream?
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sedatedlife on
Mike Johnson would see nude people as threat
dblan9 on
You know all the franks and beans stirred something in him.
thistimelineisweird on
He got aroused by naked men. Got it.
Crommach on
On the one hand, yes this is a ridiculous story on its face. On the other hand, though, it’s also another instance of MAGA telling on themselves that they’re an authoritarian, reactionary movement. Doesn’t matter if it’s naked bike rides, wearing goofy costumes, merely protesting at all, or even just advocating for opposing policies. Disagreeing with MAGA ideology in any way is seen by them as a “threat” because they know their ideology is unpopular, and the only way they can make it the “majority” is through force.
It’s ridiculous, but it also shows how dangerous reactionaries can be once they decide to seize power. *Any* disagreement or opposition is a “threat”, and that’s how they’ll treat it, rather than a difference in political preference.
Izisery on
Just a reminder to the voters of Louisiana, you have the ability to recall elected Officials. It would only take 40% of voters to start the process.
As he bit his bottom lip and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Roembowski on
If only it hasn’t been going on for over 20 years
CurrentlyLucid on
Such a timid little man.
Suspicious-Room9282 on
I saw that ICE shot a woman 5 times and then lied about it and was caught by their own bodycam video. I’d say that was more threatening.
Shido_Ohtori on
The *sole* value of conservatism is respect for and obedience to [one’s perception of] traditionally established hierarchy, and hierarchy dictates that those on top (in-groups) are rightfully idolized and receive privileges, credibility, and resources, while those on the bottom (out-groups) are demonized/dehumanized and/or bound by restrictions, scrutiny, and lack of resources.
To them, the second-greatest injustice imaginable is for those [they perceive to be] on the bottom [of social hierarchy] to have access to the rights, credibility, and resources reserved for those on top. The first greatest injustice is for those on top to be bound by the restrictions, scrutiny, and lack of resources reserved for those on the bottom.
Conservatives absolutely need an underclass [for society] to demonize and dehumanize in order to maintain [their] hierarchy, and every single one of their policies and rhetoric work to do exactly that. “Know your place” is their mantra.
Pravi_Jaran on
He probably got aroused.
Can’t have that. The lord does not permit it.
Georgiachemscientist on
“Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time!”
BeautysBeast on
Mike Johnson is as afraid of pussy as a Catholic priest.
You don’t get to bring up crime when your leader is a convicted felon.
yeender on
Made him feel a lot of things he is threatened by, I believe that.
Zeddo52SD on
Wait until they find out about the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.
SkinnedIt on
All those pee pees are making him feel gay…as the devil intended! 🤡
What a jackass.
postmfb on
This is a guy who has such an issue keeping his urges under control he makes sure his porn usage is monitored by his son…so this checks out.
tdrhq on
So they’ve been lying about Portland being war-ravaged?
The most threatening they’ve seen is some naked people on bikes?
Ghostspider1989 on
Have they just never left the house? Naked bike rides have been a thing for years
MrAnseBundren on
what you’ve got to remember about Mike Johnson is that he and his son both have devices attached and apps installed on their phones that send an alert to the other whenever they get an erection
Mediocre-Ad-7762 on
Go back into your closet man.
WindowsVistaWzMyIdea on
Johnson: they were armed
Me: they were naked, do you mean they had arms?
Johnson:
Me: Johnson is a synonym for dick
kevine on
I have two questions:
1. Why did he choose to see this? It’s not like as if it was on his way to work *that he closed to avoid a vote that would release the Epstein files.*
2. How is he going to explain this to his son? I never really got how that works, apparently this gives his son credit that he can then use online or something.
3. Release the Epstein files.
Sanfords_Son on
Most threatening thing to his latent homosexual tendencies.
ribone on
Mike “Nobody wants to see my” Johnson
reward72 on
America. Where boobs and naked butts are more offensive than guns.
ob1dylan on
So, he admits that protests from the left are not violent.
Quercus_ on
It’s amazing to me how fragile these snowflakes actually are.
vroart on
Lmao! His son is the worst porn blocker
_Doodad_ on
And the dumbest thing so far that Mike Johnson has said is… This mouthful of crap. How does anyone reporting from either end of the spectrum (I mean politics), not laugh at this man for that? I mean, c’mon. Is Sean Hannity so uptight he can’t find how stupid that sounds? Or the window lickers on OAN? How about the paste eaters over at the networks?
Yes yes, I’m just teasing. I don’t really think they eat paste at network news.
Maybe they lick glue sticks?
alistofthingsIhate on
This man showers wearing Daisy Dukes
InfinityComplexxx on
They are naked. Literally unarmed. Unless you think they are all karate masters or one has a threatening meat sword, fuck off. God, this makes him look so weak and pathetic.
puppycatisselfish on
Naked bike rides are at the very least an anual thing in the PNW. Usually during the summer solstice.
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Yes, now he has to tell his son that he saw naked people.
Oh no! Naked people!! the horror.
What is wrong with these people.
threatening to give him an uncomfortable boner?
“The size of those penises… something’s hot right… I mean NOT right!”
Stupid sexy bike riders!
I watched a video of masked thugs pointing guns at a lady for recording them. That seemed a whole lot more threatening than a bunch of naked Portlandians riding bikes. Of course, those masked thugs worked for the federal government.
Keep it up. These protests are making these fascists look absolutely pathetic.
That will continue this weekend at No Kings.
“We have such sights to show you.” 😱🚲
Gee I wonder what he would think about the naked Adam and Eve in the Bible.
Oh no, the sandwich thrower and now naked people.
What about a few thousand people storming the Capitol building, Mike? Wasn’t that a little scarier than naked bike riders? These people SMH
Maybe someone could tell him that naked bike rides are [a worldwide event](https://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/List_of_rides), drawing hundreds of thousands of riders and there’s nothing threatening or sleazy about them. They’re heaps of fun for both participants and spectators, and if they can serve a dual purpose as a protest, that’s even better.
I fear people brave enough to cycle naked and I’m glad they’re on our side.
Road rash!!
A bunch of bicyclers more threatening than Charlie Kirk getting popped on livestream?
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Mike Johnson would see nude people as threat
You know all the franks and beans stirred something in him.
He got aroused by naked men. Got it.
On the one hand, yes this is a ridiculous story on its face. On the other hand, though, it’s also another instance of MAGA telling on themselves that they’re an authoritarian, reactionary movement. Doesn’t matter if it’s naked bike rides, wearing goofy costumes, merely protesting at all, or even just advocating for opposing policies. Disagreeing with MAGA ideology in any way is seen by them as a “threat” because they know their ideology is unpopular, and the only way they can make it the “majority” is through force.
It’s ridiculous, but it also shows how dangerous reactionaries can be once they decide to seize power. *Any* disagreement or opposition is a “threat”, and that’s how they’ll treat it, rather than a difference in political preference.
Just a reminder to the voters of Louisiana, you have the ability to recall elected Officials. It would only take 40% of voters to start the process.
[https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/Law.aspx?d=81315](https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/Law.aspx?d=81315)
[https://www.sos.la.gov/ElectionsAndVoting/FindPublicOfficials/RecallAnElectedOfficial/Pages/default.aspx](https://www.sos.la.gov/ElectionsAndVoting/FindPublicOfficials/RecallAnElectedOfficial/Pages/default.aspx)
As he bit his bottom lip and wiped the sweat from his brow.
If only it hasn’t been going on for over 20 years
Such a timid little man.
I saw that ICE shot a woman 5 times and then lied about it and was caught by their own bodycam video. I’d say that was more threatening.
The *sole* value of conservatism is respect for and obedience to [one’s perception of] traditionally established hierarchy, and hierarchy dictates that those on top (in-groups) are rightfully idolized and receive privileges, credibility, and resources, while those on the bottom (out-groups) are demonized/dehumanized and/or bound by restrictions, scrutiny, and lack of resources.
To them, the second-greatest injustice imaginable is for those [they perceive to be] on the bottom [of social hierarchy] to have access to the rights, credibility, and resources reserved for those on top. The first greatest injustice is for those on top to be bound by the restrictions, scrutiny, and lack of resources reserved for those on the bottom.
Conservatives absolutely need an underclass [for society] to demonize and dehumanize in order to maintain [their] hierarchy, and every single one of their policies and rhetoric work to do exactly that. “Know your place” is their mantra.
He probably got aroused.
Can’t have that. The lord does not permit it.
“Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time!”
Mike Johnson is as afraid of pussy as a Catholic priest.
You don’t get to bring up crime when your leader is a convicted felon.
Made him feel a lot of things he is threatened by, I believe that.
Wait until they find out about the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.
All those pee pees are making him feel gay…as the devil intended! 🤡
What a jackass.
This is a guy who has such an issue keeping his urges under control he makes sure his porn usage is monitored by his son…so this checks out.
So they’ve been lying about Portland being war-ravaged?
The most threatening they’ve seen is some naked people on bikes?
Have they just never left the house? Naked bike rides have been a thing for years
what you’ve got to remember about Mike Johnson is that he and his son both have devices attached and apps installed on their phones that send an alert to the other whenever they get an erection
Go back into your closet man.
Johnson: they were armed
Me: they were naked, do you mean they had arms?
Johnson:
Me: Johnson is a synonym for dick
I have two questions:
1. Why did he choose to see this? It’s not like as if it was on his way to work *that he closed to avoid a vote that would release the Epstein files.*
2. How is he going to explain this to his son? I never really got how that works, apparently this gives his son credit that he can then use online or something.
3. Release the Epstein files.
Most threatening thing to his latent homosexual tendencies.
Mike “Nobody wants to see my” Johnson
America. Where boobs and naked butts are more offensive than guns.
So, he admits that protests from the left are not violent.
It’s amazing to me how fragile these snowflakes actually are.
Lmao! His son is the worst porn blocker
And the dumbest thing so far that Mike Johnson has said is… This mouthful of crap. How does anyone reporting from either end of the spectrum (I mean politics), not laugh at this man for that? I mean, c’mon. Is Sean Hannity so uptight he can’t find how stupid that sounds? Or the window lickers on OAN? How about the paste eaters over at the networks?
Yes yes, I’m just teasing. I don’t really think they eat paste at network news.
Maybe they lick glue sticks?
This man showers wearing Daisy Dukes
They are naked. Literally unarmed. Unless you think they are all karate masters or one has a threatening meat sword, fuck off. God, this makes him look so weak and pathetic.
Naked bike rides are at the very least an anual thing in the PNW. Usually during the summer solstice.