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  1. Did his half-brother also have to take it up the ass from Peter Thiel to get funded for this campaign run?

  2. Oh, so sad!

    Too bad!

    JD gonna be so, so mad.

    Me? Well, since you ask, I think it’s *totally rad.*

  3. No-Departure-899 on

    Things are beginning to look a little brighter in this country. Now if only republicans could stop starving the working class that depends on SNAP.

  4. Damn. The man’s couch is going to be on the receiving end of some nasty shit while he works out his emotions over this.

  5. It’s OK folks! Sure he got absolutely embarrassed at the polls, but he was able to line his pockets with that sweet drifting, MAGA donation money. And to the Republican Party, making the rich richer has always been the number one goal.

    Fucking Siri. I’m gonna leave it because it’s funny. 🙂

  6. Future-Guarantee-573 on

    Refresh my memory, is Cincinnati one of the cities the national guard has invaded?

    If not, I believe it soon will be.

  7. AcanthisittaNo6653 on

    >The legal issue lies in the fact that Bowman’s listed address for voting and taxes does not match his public sentiments of where he lives. So if Bowman does live in the West End, but is voting with his old address in Oakwood, he would be voting in a different county judicial district and committing voter fraud.

    Oh. That..

  8. HA! HA! But look at the bright side you can spend more time with the couch in your mommies basement alone and practice putting on your eyeliner so you can be just like your half wit brother

  9. He got 18% of the vote.

    That’s somehow less than the number of people who just vote for the name with the R next to it.

    Wow.

  10. Fit-Significance-436 on

    TIL..JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman but has changed his name several times….

  11. Maybe they’re hiring at Ikea. That way he could hook his brother up with some side pieces.

  12. This is the first Daily Beast headline in months I’ve seen that didn’t say “Melts Down”

  13. Cincinnati Mayor Aftab Pureval handily defeated Vice President JD Vance’s half-brother Tuesday, according to the [Associated Press](https://apnews.com/article/cincinnati-mayor-election-e5595517a114395ae5a6a1bd5b4596ef).

    Pureval, a Democrat, trounced Cory Bowman, securing an [early and humiliating lead](https://x.com/VLyonsTV/status/1985880009739804678) over the Republican challenger. An initial vote tally found that Pureval had won 12,694 votes, compared to Bowman’s meager 2,835, according to the [*Cincinnati Enquirer*](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/elections/2025/11/04/cincinnati-mayor-race-results-cory-bowman-takes-on-aftab-pureval/86989953007/). Pureval was first elected to office in 2021.

    Why did this chump think he was gonna win? He literally was destroyed to pieces.

  14. Yeahhh like when Trump kicks the bucket (from natural causes) I know conservatives and everyone are all expecting to rally around Vance

    But he’s just so unlikable and just feels very corporate/elitest. I can’t imagine him ever capturing an audience in the same way to keep the party united, even if just by fear

  15. Let me guess… Cincinnati is “being burned to the ground “ and will need a National Guard invasion by 10am

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