Vice President Vance on Wednesday invoked President Trump’s “America First” policy, joking that because Thanksgiving is a U.S. holiday, the meat of choice is also “uniquely” American: Turkey.
“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
Goddamn he’s an idiot
FeelingPixely on
What an un-American thing to say.
Eastern-Rabbit-3696 on
There are millions of people who go to the grocery store to buy turkey deli meats every fucking day you fucking shit
idkcat23 on
So he doesn’t know how to cook?
Southern-Being-2099 on
Turkey farmers come get your boy.
NolanSyKinsley on
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without saying you don’t know how to cook.
Noblesseux on
Tell me your family can’t cook without saying your family can’t cook. Turkey is good as hell if someone who is actually competent cooks it.
Not_Bears on
When you marry an Indian woman but wish you had a white Christian to make you turkey…
PracticalChipmunk789 on
So now we’re all full of shit today, I guess?
drtolmn69 on
There _seems_ to be a correlation between conservatism and weak, flat attempts at humor.
I mean, I wasn’t there, maybe his timing or affect or tone of voice made it hilarious …. yeah, that’s a stretch.
Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 on
He’s such a pathetic wannabe, it’s embarrassing. This weirdo changed his name 3-4 times. If that’s not an early sign of pathology, I don’t know what is. He thinks that because the podcast MAGA bros laugh at what he says he is actually a comedian. Like he imagines people going, “Oh shit, JD WENT THERE lmao!!”
Titan3692 on
Like how he says he loves his wife while he feels up Erika Kirk?
FelixGoldenrod on
I’ll just file this under “If Obama Had Said That…”
Exhibit #10,379
monkeywithgun on
Typical conservative take. ‘If I don’t like something, it’s shit, and everyone else believes the same thing I do, and if they tell you different, they’re lying’… What an ignorant, smug tool.
Is that why they sell turkey legs at almost every carnival, fair, amusement park and public event across the entire country?
BTRCguy on
Sorry JD, I know you are trying to brown-nose, but there is no way you can say something stupid enough to make Trump look smart by comparsion.
But I will give you a gold star for effort.
Oldschoolhype2 on
Bros been eating dry unseasoned nonsmoked Turkey his whole life. I’d hate it too if that was me.
Worldly_Anybody_9219 on
This man is an alien I swear to god.
oceans_between_us on
I’m so tired of people admitting their family can’t cook. If I was JD Vance’s hillbilly granny I would be really upset right now >:(
djessups on
Good point, there, JD. On a nice summer afternoon, most people prefer putting an entire hog or an entire cow in their oven.
Stick to being a punchline, instead of delivering them. That’s your lane, trumplicker.
AdmiralSaturyn on
Imagine if a Democrat had said that.
Relevant-Ad-2349 on
God, Vance. is so awkward. He can’t order a donut, he fucks couches, and he can’t tell a joke. Dude really thinks he’s so funny and charismatic – really, dude rolled a 1 on his rizz.
I love turkey. Club sandwiches, dude, for life.
MrPantsyFlants on
If, at Thanksgiving time, a black guy said he hates turkey, it would be Republican Apocalypse for the America hating black guy. It’s the white couch fucker so it’s cool.
keelmiie on
He’s a hillbilly remember, he prefers to eat possum, or his sister
Careidina on
Turkey deli meat, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, ground turkey, turkey burgers, and probably others I haven’t heard about or eaten. Like, I love turkey.
Snakesandrats on
>“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
>“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
“You claim you like hamburgers but how many times have you bought and cooked a whole 1,500-pound cow? Curious.”
Is this some kind of maga seinfeld millennial comedy routine? What a freak
JaronJervis on
-VP of America thinks Turkey can only be made by cooking an entire turkey….
This guy went to Yale? Or is it he has never been around regular people in his richboy lifestyle his entire life?
cmaj7flat5 on
We didn’t *all* grow up on squirrel, J.D.
FontaineHoofHolder on
Texas BBQ makes some pretty legendary turkey I’m sure all the amosexual, highchair with wheels, coal rolling pitmasters will renounce their “can’t quit you” love for the wannabe mascara Mussolini.
brickout on
Sorry you can’t cook, couch fucker.
twitch_delta_blues on
What other American traditions would you like to shit on?
ClassicHando on
Eat shit veep, you dont speak for me. I love turkey
verone3784 on
I don’t think he can really insult anyone’s taste in food considering he utterly failed at the simple task of ordering fucking donuts.
What an absolute scrotum of a human being.
LowCommand9817 on
Why are we posting this… this is literally a common take.
Cant_fly_well on
Is this really something worth getting upset over? Who the hell cares
MomsBored on
The charm of an enema.
AdMuted1036 on
I’ve found that these people only mention specifically weird things like this when there is a specific political reason behind it.
Perhaps there was a story this morning on the news about how only 40% of people could afford turkey this year because of trump-flation. Trumpers then have to make an excuse for it in every convo to distract from the real reason.
“Well turkey consumption is down this year cuz TURKEY SUCKS!”
AvariceAndApocalypse on
Avocado, Turkey, bacon, and tomato sandwich is the best year round. What a clown couch fucker.
AdmiralHomebrewers on
When George Bush Senior started he didn’t like broccoli, it was considered out of touch, and an unbecoming statement from a president. He was widely criticized, and it was heavily covered in the media.
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From the article:
Vice President Vance on Wednesday invoked President Trump’s “America First” policy, joking that because Thanksgiving is a U.S. holiday, the meat of choice is also “uniquely” American: Turkey.
“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
Goddamn he’s an idiot
What an un-American thing to say.
There are millions of people who go to the grocery store to buy turkey deli meats every fucking day you fucking shit
So he doesn’t know how to cook?
Turkey farmers come get your boy.
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without saying you don’t know how to cook.
Tell me your family can’t cook without saying your family can’t cook. Turkey is good as hell if someone who is actually competent cooks it.
When you marry an Indian woman but wish you had a white Christian to make you turkey…
So now we’re all full of shit today, I guess?
There _seems_ to be a correlation between conservatism and weak, flat attempts at humor.
I mean, I wasn’t there, maybe his timing or affect or tone of voice made it hilarious …. yeah, that’s a stretch.
He’s such a pathetic wannabe, it’s embarrassing. This weirdo changed his name 3-4 times. If that’s not an early sign of pathology, I don’t know what is. He thinks that because the podcast MAGA bros laugh at what he says he is actually a comedian. Like he imagines people going, “Oh shit, JD WENT THERE lmao!!”
Like how he says he loves his wife while he feels up Erika Kirk?
I’ll just file this under “If Obama Had Said That…”
Exhibit #10,379
Typical conservative take. ‘If I don’t like something, it’s shit, and everyone else believes the same thing I do, and if they tell you different, they’re lying’… What an ignorant, smug tool.
Is that why they sell turkey legs at almost every carnival, fair, amusement park and public event across the entire country?
Sorry JD, I know you are trying to brown-nose, but there is no way you can say something stupid enough to make Trump look smart by comparsion.
But I will give you a gold star for effort.
Bros been eating dry unseasoned nonsmoked Turkey his whole life. I’d hate it too if that was me.
This man is an alien I swear to god.
I’m so tired of people admitting their family can’t cook. If I was JD Vance’s hillbilly granny I would be really upset right now >:(
Good point, there, JD. On a nice summer afternoon, most people prefer putting an entire hog or an entire cow in their oven.
Stick to being a punchline, instead of delivering them. That’s your lane, trumplicker.
Imagine if a Democrat had said that.
God, Vance. is so awkward. He can’t order a donut, he fucks couches, and he can’t tell a joke. Dude really thinks he’s so funny and charismatic – really, dude rolled a 1 on his rizz.
I love turkey. Club sandwiches, dude, for life.
If, at Thanksgiving time, a black guy said he hates turkey, it would be Republican Apocalypse for the America hating black guy. It’s the white couch fucker so it’s cool.
He’s a hillbilly remember, he prefers to eat possum, or his sister
Turkey deli meat, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, ground turkey, turkey burgers, and probably others I haven’t heard about or eaten. Like, I love turkey.
>“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
>“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
“You claim you like hamburgers but how many times have you bought and cooked a whole 1,500-pound cow? Curious.”
Is this some kind of maga seinfeld millennial comedy routine? What a freak
-VP of America thinks Turkey can only be made by cooking an entire turkey….
This guy went to Yale? Or is it he has never been around regular people in his richboy lifestyle his entire life?
We didn’t *all* grow up on squirrel, J.D.
Texas BBQ makes some pretty legendary turkey I’m sure all the amosexual, highchair with wheels, coal rolling pitmasters will renounce their “can’t quit you” love for the wannabe mascara Mussolini.
Sorry you can’t cook, couch fucker.
What other American traditions would you like to shit on?
Eat shit veep, you dont speak for me. I love turkey
I don’t think he can really insult anyone’s taste in food considering he utterly failed at the simple task of ordering fucking donuts.
What an absolute scrotum of a human being.
Why are we posting this… this is literally a common take.
Is this really something worth getting upset over? Who the hell cares
The charm of an enema.
I’ve found that these people only mention specifically weird things like this when there is a specific political reason behind it.
Perhaps there was a story this morning on the news about how only 40% of people could afford turkey this year because of trump-flation. Trumpers then have to make an excuse for it in every convo to distract from the real reason.
“Well turkey consumption is down this year cuz TURKEY SUCKS!”
Avocado, Turkey, bacon, and tomato sandwich is the best year round. What a clown couch fucker.
When George Bush Senior started he didn’t like broccoli, it was considered out of touch, and an unbecoming statement from a president. He was widely criticized, and it was heavily covered in the media.
Times change, I guess.