Pretty sure Zelensky has already ruined his parade.
zIFeathers on
Awww his parade of old slop is in reach now huh?
EntityLtdCo on
I’m beginning to think Russia only uses the threat of nukes, because in reality all of their weapons are ancient and likely unserviceable.
PM_THE_REAPER on
“If you ruin my party, I’ll throw a tantrum.” – Putin
(Now I just need to stay away from windows)
Martzillagoesboom on
Isnt it usually the other russian mouthpiece who threaten nukes?
ArmNo7463 on
Just when you think Putin couldn’t come across like any more of a toddler.
He cries about how he’s scared his lil’ party may get spoiled.
agha0013 on
add this threat to the pile…
anyway, what with there being no military equipment to put on display because it’s all either tied up in the war or already destroyed, looks like the parade has already been ruined.
Maybe the kids they shove in uniforms won’t be quite as good at marching as previous parade members… that’d be fun.
Least1Difficulty on
Whose actually in this parade? Those Shiner dudes and some furrys? Like what’s left?
rotoscopethebumhole on
oh how precious.
He doesn’t want anyone to spoil his parade.
Sounds like a toddler.
Corodix on
Should have drones transport literal shit, then shit all over the parade.
TheDarthSnarf on
Who is ABnews.net?
They seem to mimic the ABC logo with just ‘ab’ in a circle, but seem to be completely unrelated and not a Disney owned company… it’s like they are trying to pretend they are ABC but aren’t related.
KSaburof on
Pukin is funny and boring at the same time ))
jykke on
Bunker Boy is crying!
InNominePasta on
Oh man, it’s Putin’s final warning
HarEr89 on
To hell with (war)criminal Putin!
Paatos on
Ukraine should send a cropduster drone to spray piss on his precious parade
Adventurous_Fall2952 on
Or just celebrate ending the complete destruction of Russia by announcing you’ve decided to end the war dumb ass! You have culled Russias population already. Now just be humble and let everyone start to clean up your mess.
Silicon_Knight on
I love it when dictators signal exactly what to do to them to piss them off even more. lol.
babuuin on
Aww poor wittle pootin wants is pawade
shadowofsunderedstar on
Serious question, if Russia nukes Ukraine, does that give Europe/countries a casus belli against Russia?
WileyCoyote7 on
No need to bomb the parade. Do a massive bombing campaign everywhere else possible while it is going on though. Especially if the explosions can be heard during the parade. Let Putin stand there with a shit-eating grin while everyone looks around wondering what is blowing up.
Aggravating-liar69 on
3 days operation to 4 years of crying like a putin.
bappestinian on
He has to seek permission from Zelenskyy to host his parade, pathetic.
ZealousJelectro on
He says this crap daily. Moving on.
Left-Night-1125 on
What parade, does he have much to show?
kendragon on
What a thin skinned little man he is.
Previous-Egg885 on
If Putin strikes Ukraine nuclear-scale, good luck keeping European armies out of Ukraine. Directly or indirectly, Europe would send everything, Russia wold lose everything.
fullmoonbeam on
They have been threatening Ukraine the nukes for years now, they are not credible.
Illustrious-Job-6390 on
Lmao
Putin- Hey remember when we invaded your country, yeah…can you give us a break here…
Starbits21 on
Says the dictator living in his bunker.
donall on
Sounds like something a weak person would say
Mysterious-Prompt212 on
Luckily for Putin there’s going to be nothing of value at his parade. I bet even Putin doesn’t show up.
LostMyTurban on
Baby throws tantrum. More at 7
waltur_d on
Sounds like Trump. Weird
LifeTradition4716 on
The art of the tough guy: request a truce, and when truce is accepted, threaten terrible consequences if they break the truce you so desperately requested.
DuckMelodic1998 on
I wonder how the world would react if this happens
Lonely-Echidna8683 on
What a fucking baby.
Chef_RoadRunner on
The world is being run by loser 80 year-olds that care more about parades than people. Fuck this planet man.
CmdrJonen on
Defcon status?
* Kyiv in three days
* We’ll nuke if the west supports Ukraine
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine uses western weapons against targets in Russia
* We’ll nuke if Russia is invaded
* We’ll nuke if the west provides Ukraine with jets
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine hits Russian energy infrastructure
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine touches our victory parade <= You are here.
…
dlebed on
As a Ukrainian, I feel way safer now.
Russians don’t threat when they can do harm, they just murder and destroy and than bargain for they price to stop. When they start threating, it just means they can’t do anything.
the_moosen on
Damn, man must’ve gotten some tips on being petty and weak from his agent Trump
HollowRacoon on
Nooo, not the paaraaade. Oh, the humanity!
Rinaldootje on
Yet another nuclear threat.
However, I think in this case, if something happens during his red-square parade. The first country I would be looking at is Russia itself. Would be all to convenient for them.
TheAverageObject on
Ah yes but striking civilian (children) targets is ok but military personal in a parade not
lm28ness on
yes let’s just destroy the world. Nothing good will come of that, right? I guess some people like living the Fallout life style.
RedditBugler on
They already canceled all the vehicles for this year’s parade because they can’t spare any for a pointless exhibition of Putin’s ego. Ukraine ruined the parade by removing the illusion of a vast, competent Russian army.
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dictators dont like to be upstaged
Nuclear threat #8363029283729
Pretty sure Zelensky has already ruined his parade.
Awww his parade of old slop is in reach now huh?
I’m beginning to think Russia only uses the threat of nukes, because in reality all of their weapons are ancient and likely unserviceable.
“If you ruin my party, I’ll throw a tantrum.” – Putin
(Now I just need to stay away from windows)
Isnt it usually the other russian mouthpiece who threaten nukes?
Just when you think Putin couldn’t come across like any more of a toddler.
He cries about how he’s scared his lil’ party may get spoiled.
add this threat to the pile…
anyway, what with there being no military equipment to put on display because it’s all either tied up in the war or already destroyed, looks like the parade has already been ruined.
Maybe the kids they shove in uniforms won’t be quite as good at marching as previous parade members… that’d be fun.
Whose actually in this parade? Those Shiner dudes and some furrys? Like what’s left?
oh how precious.
He doesn’t want anyone to spoil his parade.
Sounds like a toddler.
Should have drones transport literal shit, then shit all over the parade.
Who is ABnews.net?
They seem to mimic the ABC logo with just ‘ab’ in a circle, but seem to be completely unrelated and not a Disney owned company… it’s like they are trying to pretend they are ABC but aren’t related.
Pukin is funny and boring at the same time ))
Bunker Boy is crying!
Oh man, it’s Putin’s final warning
To hell with (war)criminal Putin!
Ukraine should send a cropduster drone to spray piss on his precious parade
Or just celebrate ending the complete destruction of Russia by announcing you’ve decided to end the war dumb ass! You have culled Russias population already. Now just be humble and let everyone start to clean up your mess.
I love it when dictators signal exactly what to do to them to piss them off even more. lol.
Aww poor wittle pootin wants is pawade
Serious question, if Russia nukes Ukraine, does that give Europe/countries a casus belli against Russia?
No need to bomb the parade. Do a massive bombing campaign everywhere else possible while it is going on though. Especially if the explosions can be heard during the parade. Let Putin stand there with a shit-eating grin while everyone looks around wondering what is blowing up.
3 days operation to 4 years of crying like a putin.
He has to seek permission from Zelenskyy to host his parade, pathetic.
He says this crap daily. Moving on.
What parade, does he have much to show?
What a thin skinned little man he is.
If Putin strikes Ukraine nuclear-scale, good luck keeping European armies out of Ukraine. Directly or indirectly, Europe would send everything, Russia wold lose everything.
They have been threatening Ukraine the nukes for years now, they are not credible.
Lmao
Putin- Hey remember when we invaded your country, yeah…can you give us a break here…
Says the dictator living in his bunker.
Sounds like something a weak person would say
Luckily for Putin there’s going to be nothing of value at his parade. I bet even Putin doesn’t show up.
Baby throws tantrum. More at 7
Sounds like Trump. Weird
The art of the tough guy: request a truce, and when truce is accepted, threaten terrible consequences if they break the truce you so desperately requested.
I wonder how the world would react if this happens
What a fucking baby.
The world is being run by loser 80 year-olds that care more about parades than people. Fuck this planet man.
Defcon status?
* Kyiv in three days
* We’ll nuke if the west supports Ukraine
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine uses western weapons against targets in Russia
* We’ll nuke if Russia is invaded
* We’ll nuke if the west provides Ukraine with jets
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine hits Russian energy infrastructure
* We’ll nuke if Ukraine touches our victory parade <= You are here.
…
As a Ukrainian, I feel way safer now.
Russians don’t threat when they can do harm, they just murder and destroy and than bargain for they price to stop. When they start threating, it just means they can’t do anything.
Damn, man must’ve gotten some tips on being petty and weak from his agent Trump
Nooo, not the paaraaade. Oh, the humanity!
Yet another nuclear threat.
However, I think in this case, if something happens during his red-square parade. The first country I would be looking at is Russia itself. Would be all to convenient for them.
Ah yes but striking civilian (children) targets is ok but military personal in a parade not
yes let’s just destroy the world. Nothing good will come of that, right? I guess some people like living the Fallout life style.
They already canceled all the vehicles for this year’s parade because they can’t spare any for a pointless exhibition of Putin’s ego. Ukraine ruined the parade by removing the illusion of a vast, competent Russian army.